Happy Halloween

Ces héros du quotidien...

Au bal masqué oh eh oh eh

Plaisir d'offrir, joie d'recevoir

Technologie sans limite!

Loup y-es tu?

Aoûtien

What do you mean "you should've used solar lotion"?

Fukushima mon amour

Apparently, many living organisms were modified by the radiations at Fukushima
Nah, you're worrying about what the medias say, but there's no proof...

Un éléphant.

I'm telling you I am NOT a mouse!

Jean-Marie Sparrow

No, I really can't say who you're dressed like... Is it Jean Marie Le Pen?

Des tampons

Hollande le géographe

French president Hollande mistook Egypt and Tunisia again...

Well, the map he uses can be confusing...

Une grande bouffée d'air pu... Koff koff!

Cecile Duflot asks for a second wind for ecology

Wind? What's that?

Chacun son destin.

Banana : I wouldnt like to be you! Ending up in a pussy! So lame!

Tampon : ok I have to tell you something...

'cos apparently you didnt understand why they recruited you...

Adieu monde cruel

Anonyme(s)

I've had some first comments on the blog. That's cool. They're all written by anonymous persons. I wonder how it would be to have so many anonymous guys in real life...
"Hey, is it the onsentamponne party?"

It's raining dead pigeons

Article : It's raining dead pigeons in Bar-le Duc

Ahah, "raining pigeons", what kind of bullsh...

VLAM!

Gimme gimme gimme a job

There are no recruiters in France now, and I'm looking for a job... So I've decided to apply for the NASA.

Baccalauréat

Philosophy exam for high school diploma : "what do we owe the State?"

Well, I'll tell you that right now... (looking at his tax return)

Ne me quitte pas...

Airport srike : no plane
Train conductors strike : no train
How can anyone pretend nothing is set to avoid rich people to leave France to pay less tax?

@onsentamponne

Dr Michael Douglas

Michael Douglas said his throat cancer was caused by too many cunnilinguses
He worries me about what caused my grandfather's colon cancer...

Spanghero

After the horse meat scandal at Spanghero, 230 jobs are jeopardized. Being fired is not so bad...
The horses didn't have that chance!

Hollande, Chine, Japon : trouvez l'intrus?

French president Hollande mistook Japan for China during his speech in Japan... Well Holland, China, Japan, it's 3 countries, you can be confused if you're 4 years old. 

Or he can still explain that all those rice-eating chinks look the same!

L'argent n'a pas d'odeur

The French presidency sold some of their wine stocks to refill the coffres of the State...
I wonder if they're also going to sell their toilet paper, maybe they could get 12 euro out of it.

C'est r'parti comme en 40

Article : Heath Campbell tried to convince the judge he could be a good father to his son Adlof Hitler Campbell by going to court in a nazi uniform. 
Vell, vhat is ze problem? 

Faits divers

Article : a man snatched his own eyes out and impaled himself on the fence of a hardware store. 
Wow, on the fence of a hardware store! The guy must have been REALLY fed up of fixing every home repairs...