jeudi 31 octobre 2013
lundi 23 septembre 2013
jeudi 12 septembre 2013
samedi 7 septembre 2013
jeudi 5 septembre 2013
Technologie sans limite!
mardi 3 septembre 2013
vendredi 30 août 2013
samedi 20 juillet 2013
Fukushima mon amour
Apparently, many living organisms were modified by the radiations at Fukushima
Nah, you're worrying about what the medias say, but there's no proof...
jeudi 11 juillet 2013
mardi 9 juillet 2013
lundi 8 juillet 2013
vendredi 5 juillet 2013
Hollande le géographe
French president Hollande mistook Egypt and Tunisia again...
Well, the map he uses can be confusing...
jeudi 4 juillet 2013
mercredi 26 juin 2013
Chacun son destin.
Banana : I wouldnt like to be you! Ending up in a pussy! So lame!
Tampon : ok I have to tell you something...
'cos apparently you didnt understand why they recruited you...
lundi 24 juin 2013
samedi 22 juin 2013
Anonyme(s)
I've had some first comments on the blog. That's cool. They're all written by anonymous persons. I wonder how it would be to have so many anonymous guys in real life...
"Hey, is it the onsentamponne party?"
mercredi 19 juin 2013
It's raining dead pigeons
Article : It's raining dead pigeons in Bar-le Duc
Ahah, "raining pigeons", what kind of bullsh...
VLAM!
mardi 18 juin 2013
Gimme gimme gimme a job
There are no recruiters in France now, and I'm looking for a job... So I've decided to apply for the NASA.
lundi 17 juin 2013
Baccalauréat
Philosophy exam for high school diploma : "what do we owe the State?"
Well, I'll tell you that right now... (looking at his tax return)
vendredi 14 juin 2013
Ne me quitte pas...
Airport srike : no plane
Train conductors strike : no train
How can anyone pretend nothing is set to avoid rich people to leave France to pay less tax?
mardi 11 juin 2013
Dr Michael Douglas
Michael Douglas said his throat cancer was caused by too many cunnilinguses
He worries me about what caused my grandfather's colon cancer...
lundi 10 juin 2013
Spanghero
After the horse meat scandal at Spanghero, 230 jobs are jeopardized. Being fired is not so bad...
The horses didn't have that chance!
samedi 8 juin 2013
Hollande, Chine, Japon : trouvez l'intrus?
French president Hollande mistook Japan for China during his speech in Japan... Well Holland, China, Japan, it's 3 countries, you can be confused if you're 4 years old.
Or he can still explain that all those rice-eating chinks look the same!
jeudi 6 juin 2013
L'argent n'a pas d'odeur
The French presidency sold some of their wine stocks to refill the coffres of the State...
I wonder if they're also going to sell their toilet paper, maybe they could get 12 euro out of it.
mercredi 5 juin 2013
C'est r'parti comme en 40
Article : Heath Campbell tried to convince the judge he could be a good father to his son Adlof Hitler Campbell by going to court in a nazi uniform.
Vell, vhat is ze problem?
mardi 4 juin 2013
Faits divers
Article : a man snatched his own eyes out and impaled himself on the fence of a hardware store.
Wow, on the fence of a hardware store! The guy must have been REALLY fed up of fixing every home repairs...
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