La vie d'Adèle

Christine Boutin accuses "The life of Adèle" of winning the Palme d'or because it is "trendy to be gay"

Sure, and last year with "Love" by Haneke, was it trendy to be dead?

An Mil

Year One Thousand : dark times of tampon hunting

Wikipedia & Nabila

Nabila's Wikipedia article has been removed because she wasn't worth it... That's a good thing...
Could they also remove Bernard-Henry Levy's, though?

Si Chris Hadfield était Bouddhiste... (il serait encore plus stylé)

Buddhists believe our past lives influence the one we are living now. The better they were, the better our future condition will be. 

According to my calculations, to be himself today, Chris Hadfield is the reincarnation of Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Mother Teresa, Nikola Tesla, Michael Jackson and Albert Schweitzer altogether.

Abercrombie

Abercrombie CEO decided to stop producing XL and XXL sizes to fit an ideal of "beauty and slimness". 

Right, a fattie looks much better in size S...

Home sweet home

26th of May, demonstration against gay marriage in France : STAY HOME!

No Future

- Have you been used? 
- No, I'm a punk

Like me

On the internet, the most viral posts are the ones that simply ask for it, like "come on guys, like my page!"

Can you imagine such a performative power of words in real life? 

Come on girls, suck my dick!

Faire-part

- Hi! Who are you? 

- I'm a diaper, I just arrived

- Aaaah... I was beginning to wonder why I'd had 9 months of quietness...

L'origine du monde

Chris Hadfield

Chris Hadfield is Canadian, he wears a nice moustache, he can sing David Bowie, and he's an astronaut. 
Honnestly, Chris : just any of these qualities would be enough to show of, don't you think you're being a bit too much?

Vendredi, c'est misanthropie.

I'm in a terrible mood today... I hate everyone, they're disgusting me! They're stupid, childish, selfish, ignorant, sexist, racist, and completely DUMB!

They make me sick!

Wow... My vomit is pure cotton wool...

Tampon au Congo

Fine analyste

Les experts : Nabila

Traçabilité

Twilight

Robert Pattinson earns milions and bangs girls just because he sucks blood on TV... 

Whereas no one cares about ME!

Tampon à Lilliput

Ok, we all like Gulliver's girlfriend, but right now, she's really making fools of us, isn't she? 

Montebourg et Pulvar sont sur un bateau...

Avant le tampon

Before tampon was invented
No Charles, I won't come out! I told you I have my periods!

Nabila III